February 2012
Wear shirt two times: Dirty.
Wear hoodie every day for three months: Still clean.
Girl I've known for a few years:
domics:
-in Skype call-
Me: Woah, we don’t have each other on facebook yet?
Girl: Yeah. Don’t add me. My boyfriend will get mad.
…
Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t know a friend request meant hopping on the Polar Express straight to your vagina.
queenhawthorne:
now that i think about it
how the hell does phineas put his shirt on
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